Hocus Pocus Fanfiction
Olive: Jeez, since when did teachers become privy to idol adolescent gossip?
Mr. Griffith: That would be since everyone is putting everything up on facebook. I don’t know what your generation’s fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you, they’re not all diamonds. “Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof.” Who gives a rat’s ass?
Olive: He got a Coke Zero again? Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible!