This sounds like you wrote it baysidetonight :)
I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye
Olive: Jeez, since when did teachers become privy to idol adolescent gossip?
Mr. Griffith: That would be since everyone is putting everything up on facebook. I don’t know what your generation’s fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you, they’re not all diamonds. “Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof.” Who gives a rat’s ass?
Olive: He got a Coke Zero again? Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible!